I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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