And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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