no. you can't hotbox the world.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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