That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
