ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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