My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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