i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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