I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize