Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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