i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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