I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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