So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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