the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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