Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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