:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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