I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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