Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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