I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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