This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
two words: eviction party
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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