omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nutella sex= disaster
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize