My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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