I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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