i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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