You work out of a Hotel?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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