Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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