were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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