her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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