you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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