does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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