You work out of a Hotel?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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