Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
