He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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