Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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