What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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