I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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