she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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