So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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