Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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