It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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