Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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