What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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