ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize