She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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