if only i could text you this smell
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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