Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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