I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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