The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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