i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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