yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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