yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We're too hungover to prance.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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