It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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