dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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