I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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