You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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